a thief

About an hour ago, I walked out of my garage and surprised a car thief. I managed to grab him and tossed him to the ground with osoto gari. I broke his friggin hip. Hell it was in my own driveway and MY truck. I hope I don't get sued. Shoudda seen him trying to get up. Ain't working with a broken hip. Police thought it was real funny as they were laffin' and all. The medics high fived me too.